My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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