Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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