I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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