Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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