Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!