Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen