Soap is not a condiment
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.