scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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