Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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