just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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