you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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