I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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