Porn is love you can see.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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