He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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