I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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