You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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