Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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