69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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