She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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