he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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