And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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