Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
no you cant smoke seaweed
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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