so explain again why im purple
no
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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