can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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