cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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