cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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