I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hippo gnu deer
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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