Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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