Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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