People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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