I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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