if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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