I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
