Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
