So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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