This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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