You really coming over, don't trick.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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