your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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