...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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