I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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