no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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