in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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