so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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