On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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