can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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