Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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