We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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