I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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