hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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