yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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