She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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