i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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