In the future we'll all be gay
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.