I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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