we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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