ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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