I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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